The 3AM Geoffey and Rae Rae Show
Our state bird is the mockingbird. Rae Rae's is...
Rae Rae: (thought) Isn't our state bird the prairie dog or something 8|
Rae Rae: /brainwhatthefuck8|
Geoffey:the fuck
RaeRae:One of these things is not like the other~oneofthesekidsisblock8|

Geoffey:
the fuck

RaeRae:
One of these things is not like the other~
oneofthesekidsisblock8|




Unintentionally hilarious typos
Rae Rae: shitweneedmorespeedbondingsnothingismovingcomeherespeedbongings
I explain the allure of BEJEWELLED
Geoffey: SHINYTHINGS
GOEXPLODY
MAKESPARKLIES
ANDHAPPYSOUNDS
WITHCOLOUR
~Magic~
Geoffey: textgats8|
sheisalwaysderpingawaybotheringme8|
RaeRae: we'rearguingabout~magic~
Geoffey: xDDDDDD
howso
RaeRae: whethershewouldbegoodatitandwhetheriwouldpokemyselfintheyeornot8|
Geoffey: iwouldbegoodatmagic8|
gatswouldtheoerticallybegoodatmagicbutuseitentirelyforbeingobnoxious8|
youwouldtheoreticallybeexcellentatmagic
butbetoobusygoingTEEHEEIMADEBUBBLES
andscaringcethernandwouldthenpoponeinyournoseorsomething8|
youwouldaccidentallthethingsbuttheywouldbeawesomeifyoueverdiditright8|
RaeRae: teeheebubbles8D
If Cheerios are donut seeds...
Geoffey: IF YOUR BABY IS A RAINBOW COLOURED HULA HOOP OF SUGAR
YOU ARE DOING BABIES WRONG
thestatisticssayshutyourface
Geoffey:
imeanifyouenterthat'sonemorepersonagainstme8|
butthenthat's2peopleinsteadof1personiwanttowin8|
sotechnicallyhigherodds8|
ithink8|
don'tquotethatasstatisticallytrue8|
Apparently RaeRae eats sausage wrong
Geoffey: whydidyoubraingoOHICAN'TCHEWITCLEARLYITSHOULDBESWALLOWED
WHOLEANDNOTSPATOUTASSOMETHINGPEOPLEDON'TEAT
RaeRae: -dying-
-can'tair-
-ohgodhelp-
Geoffey: SEE HOW BACKWARDS YOU ARE
AIR IS WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CONSUME DAMNIT
i'mgettingadrinkandsomeoreosican'thandleyou
ormaybeishouldjusteattheoreopackagemmplastic
orrrrrrrrricecreamhmmdilemma
icecreamororeopackaging
RaeRae: SHUT UP I CAN EAT PLASTIC IF I WANT 8|
Geoffey: oreos
YES
BUT
IT MAKES YOU A DUMBFUCK 8|
<3
I don't even.
Rae Rae: soit'sraining
andsuddenlyHOUSESHAKINGTHUNDER
andmyresponse
wastoscream
whichisalogicalresponse
Geoffey: youaresobrave
Rae Rae: andtothrowmyheadsetatthewall
Geoffey: -dead-
Rae Rae: whichisalesslogicalresponse
Geoffey: ijust
icannot
yourpoorguild
andfamily
andpuppy
andeveryone8|
-thunder- "I SHOULD THROW SOMETHING"
justwhatgoesthroughyourhead
Rae Rae: idon'tevenknow
ihonestly
Geoffey: ithinkibrokefirefox
Rae Rae: havenojustificationfortheseactions
Geoffey: tryingtogototumblr
itspeaksforitself
Rae Rae: BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT WITH ALL ONE HAND 8|
I LIKE THINGS I CAN DO WITH ALL ONE HAND 8|